Misery jokes
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Your life. That's all.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What鈥檚 worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
My life...
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.