Life

Life Jokes

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.