My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You wrote a joke where your grandpa whines about technology, right? Then, you, in a totally 'not-crazy-at-all' move, unplug his life support, because apparently he's a 'hypocrite.' You clearly don't understand the basic principle of 'not killing your grandpa', you silly goose.