Speedrun jokes

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...