Speedrun jokes

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

Speed.

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.