what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning
yore the sun in my life now get 93 million miles away from me
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
No Way Home is just the life of an orphan
The 3 life rules 1. 2. 3. oh there are no rules cus u have no life
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
Submit a joke: my sad ass life
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.
