Will to Live Jokes

Will

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

Will

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

Will

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Amount

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

Gun

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.