Will to live jokes

My will to live.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

My dignity to live.

I'm alive, baby!

On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"

I'm dying to live forever!

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.