Will to live jokes

My will to live.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Life's too short to want it.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?