Life jokes
My love life.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Someone dies.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.