Life jokes
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
Someone dies.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Memes
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My sad ass life.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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