Life jokes
Someone dies.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Memes
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
His life.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
How to not exist: Kys.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.