Life jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

I am the orphan joke.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...