Life jokes

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Someone dies.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.

My sad ass life.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.