Life jokes
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Someone dies.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
I am the orphan joke.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.