Life

Life jokes

Day

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

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  • Woman

    Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

    Man: Men have to deal with women.

    End

    What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

    For me, life.

    Gift

    I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

    Orphan

    What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

    They both have no meaning.

    Sun

    You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

    Mom

    Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

    Oh . . .

    :(

    Continue.

    Friend

    So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

    The tree left him hanging though.

    Advice

    Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans lucky?

    Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

    Rule

    The 3 life rules:

    1.

    2.

    3.

    Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

    Onion

    What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

    You cry when you cut an onion.

    Orphan

    Why do Orphans like school?

    Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

    God

    Me: Wanna hear a joke?

    Person: Sure.

    Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

    Person: Dear God...