Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Life is like a penis. It is short
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
who wants to laugh about life with me
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I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
red,black,blue The colors of life
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
Why are life and penis alike? Women make both of them hard.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option
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A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
What’s the difference between a life and nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
