You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I get jealous when my phone dies.
