What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
