Life jokes
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Someone dies.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
I get jealous when my phone dies.