If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Go Punch an Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklenut. The joke here is about orphans. See, they don't have parents. So, like, if you punch 'em, they can't go crying to mommy and daddy. It's funny because it's mean, and you're probably the kind of guy who giggles when someone trips.
An Orphan
Punch me!