Law jokes
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!