Law jokes
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
I ate a man because he was dead!