Law jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Memes
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.