Law jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)