Law jokes

Why do orphans commit crimes?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Where can't orphans park?

Parent child.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

Why did the ducks go to jail?

They sold quack.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

I ate a man because he was dead!

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.