Law jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Memes
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.