Microwave Baby

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. It's about a baby—you know, one of those tiny humans that needs constant attention 'cause it can't even wipe its own nose. Now, picture that baby, all red and bubbly (probably from, like, extreme heat) trapped in a microwave. And, to top it off, it's scratching at the window like a zombie in a B-movie. I know you're not so bright, but even you should realize that microwaving a baby is WRONG. It's super messed up. It's something a psychopath would do. And, frankly, if you don't get why this is a terrible joke, you might need to check yourself into therapy.