Age is Just a Number

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Explanation

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude is trying to be slick, saying age is just a number. But then, BAM! Our comedic genius hits him with "911," implying he's about to call the emergency number on him. It's unexpected, edgy, and makes you question if the guy is trying to holla at a minor, which is based af. Plus, you're probably still using dial-up, so this is top-tier humor for you.