Confessing Rape

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so the joke is messed up, right? It's saying a dude might accidentally admit to doing something terrible if you just ask him to tell a "rape joke". Like, he's gonna slip up and confess. It's like saying you think he's guilty already, which is not cool, sussy baka.