Law jokes

I bought drugs today.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?

Marry her.

What's a convict's favorite chore?

Weeding.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Killing someone is better than killing yourself.

You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

How do you sex?

With penis!

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In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.

My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.