Law jokes
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Memes
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.