Warrant jokes
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
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I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
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Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
Women's rights.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.