Warrant jokes
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
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I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
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Women's rights.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.