Warrant jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Watchdogs.
I declare war on Gwen!
Woman do have rights!
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
W fr W
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?