What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
