Law jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!