It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Law Jokes
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
