I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude got kicked out of school for setting some poor kid's wheelchair ablaze and then had the audacity to call him "Hot Wheels." Get it? Because, like, the wheelchair is on fire and Hot Wheels is a toy car brand that is typically on fire in most pre-teen living rooms... It's dark humor, but clearly too advanced for some folks.
Anonymous
Lol