What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
