Law jokes
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.