Law jokes
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."