Law jokes
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Memes
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."