Law jokes
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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