Law jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Memes
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!