Law jokes
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!