Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
