Law Jokes

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

I'll see you in court!

A meme shows a hand about to press a button labeled "Charges" and below that there is a picture of a person with a mustache smiling manically with the text "Karens:"

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"

"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"

Alternative punchline:

"I had to call social services, she was only 14."

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"