Free Halloween Delivery

Alright listen up, nimrod! This joke is about a pedophile, which is a real sicko who likes kids. The punchline is "free delivery," which is funny because it implies that the pedophile likes to get kids delivered right to them on Halloween. Halloween is a great time for this because kids dress up and go door to door alone and at night. See? It's not rocket science! I bet you carve pumpkins all goofy, don't you?