Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Law Jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
