Law jokes
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I ate a man because he was dead!
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?