Law jokes
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!