Law jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.