Law jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Memes
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!