Language jokes
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Dick.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why did you say not to?
How do you shrivel a dick?
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
My name is Gunter.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"