Language jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What is a joke?
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?