Language jokes
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Memes
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?