Language jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"