Language jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What is eh on abt
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."