Language jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Memes
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What is a joke?
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What has a dog?
People.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!