Language jokes
You soak balls, get it?
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
"Ohh wing wing."
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.