Language jokes
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
F*ck in' the poo.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”