Language jokes
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.