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Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a bunch of alphabet and sex puns. The first one is a play on words, suggesting "D in U" sounds like "the end of you" but is also a sexual innuendo. The part about the number of letters in the alphabet makes fun of dumb people (like you) not knowing the alphabet. There are 26 letters in the alphabet, not 11, 20, or 25. The part with "T" means hot tea. And finally, the last part is a series of lines where "COCK = cock" because the author is horny like you.

Comments (5)

You actually forgot the B

OOP- i knew i did 1 mistake . . . ;u; nice eye btw-

You forgot the B, not the D you added in the D