Language jokes

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...

The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

Stop it why offends... asf.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

What's 9 + 10? 21.

What's 9 - 10? 21?

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

Soy un chacho.

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!

"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!

Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!

Plagiarism!

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.