Language jokes
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What is eh on abt
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
What do you call James, James?
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
"Spell ICUP."
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Ukraine.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK