Language jokes
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Si, papi?
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
You.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
"Spell ICUP."
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Ukraine.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK