Language jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What is a joke?
What has a dog?
People.