Language jokes
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Memes
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
"Ohh wing wing."
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Stop it why offends... asf.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
You soak balls, get it?