What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
word
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kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
