Language jokes

What do you call a person with no body or a nose?

Nobody knows.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"

Stop it why offends... asf.

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Pulp is a palindrome.

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You soak balls, get it?

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

Yesnt.

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?