I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Language Jokes
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You add words = bullshit.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
