Language jokes
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Funny Test Answers #1
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!