Language jokes
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Your
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Yesnt.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
What has a dog?
People.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?