Language jokes
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"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Memes
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Pulp is a palindrome.
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What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?