Dialect jokes

Innit.

Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...

American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?

Either Canadian or European.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

I like dick.

Only in Ohio.