Language jokes
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Two (DYM 112)
Sure?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
in (DYM 102).
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Dan, I'd bent.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Your (DYM 6).
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!