Language jokes
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
I weeee is?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Mo sal. F.
¿Hola, quién es?
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Your AMAMA.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"