Language

Language jokes

Fence

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Alphabet

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Memes

Ice

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

Author

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Crow

Why did the crows form a charity?

Because it's all for good caws!

Knock

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."