Language jokes
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
¿Hola, quién es?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Mo sal. F.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
I weeee is?
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
The best joke. (This Form)