Language jokes
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
No way, Jose!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
El, can you grab me that bow?
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Mo sal. F.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.