Language jokes
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Memes
Dan, I'd bent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Mike Oxlong.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Your (DYM 6).
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.