Language jokes
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
A B C deez nuts!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Memes
Salute to this awesome setup
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Shitty bichi cup.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
kapteyn = captain
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Angel is a good word.