Language jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Shitty bichi cup.
A B C deez nuts!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
kapteyn = captain
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!