Language jokes
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
A B C deez nuts!
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Memes
Shitty bichi cup.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”