Language jokes
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I am on the German website.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
A B C deez nuts!
Shitty bichi cup.