Language jokes
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Memes
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Shitty bichi cup.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
kapteyn = captain
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Angel is a good word.
It's punny.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."