Language jokes
kapteyn = captain
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Memes
Angel is a good word.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What do you call a PEIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Hello.