Language jokes
It's punny.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Memes
What do you call a PEIS?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Scree.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
I put the D in Children.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).