Language

Language jokes

Water

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

Orange

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange who?

Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!

Hooker

What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?

Cantonese...

Cat

What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?

The cat says "me toooo!"

Mother

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Emoji

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Cow

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!

French

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

Vocabulary

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cow.

Cow who?

Cow don't go who, they go moo!