Language jokes
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Angel is a good word.
It's punny.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!