Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Language Jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
