Language jokes
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.