Language jokes
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
It's punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Memes
What do you call a PEIS?
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...