Language jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Nah bro, French be wild!
Pulp is a palindrome.
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What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call a?
Ass.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.