Language jokes
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
kapteyn = captain
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Angel is a good word.
Scree.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What do you call a PEIS?
It's punny.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I put the D in Children.