Language jokes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Memes
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
A B C deez nuts!
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Shitty bichi cup.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.