Language jokes
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I am on the German website.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!