Language jokes
I am on the German website.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Scree.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.