Language jokes

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

What's tree + tree?

Sticks! (Three + three = six)

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

What language do Gays speak?

HOMOGRAPHY maybe...

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

A B C deez nuts!

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Shitty bichi cup.

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

OK, OK, eat your shirt.

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?

Nothing.

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.