Language jokes

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

"Knock Knock..."

"Who's There?"

"Kenya"

"Kenya who?"

"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!

I am on the German website.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

OK, OK, eat your shirt.

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

Spell IHOP, then say "ness."

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

What language do Gays speak?

HOMOGRAPHY maybe...