Language jokes
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Angel is a good word.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
It's punny.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What do you call a PEIS?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Scree.