Marvel movie jokes

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost May.