Marvel movie jokes

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.