Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Your AMAMA.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Mo sal. F.
¿Hola, quién es?
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
No way, Jose!
El, can you grab me that bow?
Are you peeling well?
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
