Language jokes
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
"Ur Mater."
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Soy un chacho.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!