Language jokes
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Mohe?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Why tie when you can knot?
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
You just made a Mist-ake.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
Glip gloop glap.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Hola Jackie :^
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!