Language jokes
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Hana?
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Memes
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Mohe?
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
"My name is Dezz."