Language jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Hola Jackie :^
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Memes
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
"My name is Dezz."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Mohe?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?