Language jokes
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Mohe?