Language jokes
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
"My name is Dezz."
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Hola Jackie :^
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”