Language jokes
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Hola Jackie :^
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Glip gloop glap.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!