And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know y.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B"?
In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican one has papers
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet
I font know y
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
