Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
BofA deez nuts!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
Nerverack.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean