Dictionary Argument

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You’re clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box if you can't understand this. Someone’s trying to be clever, right? Saying, "Words can’t hurt me." It's a common saying. But then BAM! The other person takes it literally and throws a dictionary. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and stupid. You probably get that, since you act like that.