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    • I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

    ...so I threw a dictionary at him.

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You’re clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box if you can't understand this. Someone’s trying to be clever, right? Saying, "Words can’t hurt me." It's a common saying. But then BAM! The other person takes it literally and throws a dictionary. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and stupid. You probably get that, since you act like that.

    Comments (6)

    • lmao nice one, really funny, no cap

    Ẅhat?

    your ¨friend¨

    Polygamous Skink

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