An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Past, present, and future walked into a bar…things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

why did aarons dad beat him… becasue he tensed his ass

Ur mom gay lol