School

Anonymous

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

Puns

Anonymous

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

Bar

Anonymous

The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

Time

Anonymous

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Puns

Anonymous

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Number

Brett

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Bar

Oscar the other grouch

Past, present, and future walked into a bar…things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

Dad

Anonymous

why did aarons dad beat him… becasue he tensed his ass

Ur

ur mom

Ur mom gay lol

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