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An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Why was 6 afraid 7 because 7 8 9 but why was 10 scared cause he is right in the middle of 9 11
why did aarons dad beat him...... becasue he tensed his ass
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar...things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
