Tense jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

Because it's "past tents!"

Ur mom gay, lol.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Guys to wind the clock up?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.