Tense jokes

Ur mom gay, lol.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Why can't you run through a campground?

Because it's "past tents!"

Guys to wind the clock up?

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.