Tense

Tense Jokes

Teacher

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Past

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

Dream

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Time

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Number

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Past

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).