Tense jokes

Ur mom gay, lol.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

Why can't you run through a campground?

Because it's "past tents!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.