What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
The Longest Word
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead. You think you're so smart with your big words, huh? Well, let me break it down for you. You see the word 'smiles'? The letter 's' is at the beginning and the other 's' at the end, hence the mile between them! Get it? No, of course you don't because you're too busy counting your nose hairs.
Anonymous
Funny and cool joke