Language jokes
Let's taco about something.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
"Tayam, I am."
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
Say "I cup" but in words.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
I love the letters of the alphabet.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."