Language jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Sure?
The best joke. (This Form)
I love the letters of the alphabet.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Say "I cup" but in words.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...