Language

Language jokes

Celebrity

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Antidote

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Memes

Guy

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Time

    In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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  • Instrument

    According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

    Perception

    What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.