Language

Language Jokes

Celebrity

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Antidote

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Guy

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Time

    In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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  • Instrument

    According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

    Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Perception

    What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.