Language jokes
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Cock.
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Chi
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
You add words = bullshit.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why tie when you can knot?
Hoe?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
"So what, ah, my G?"
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)