why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
What is the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
What language do Asian Karen’s speak? Demandarin.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
