What is the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
What language do Asian Karen’s speak? Demandarin.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
I am on the german website
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
If your born deaf what language would you think in
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
