I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Butter believe it.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
