Language jokes
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"