Language jokes
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Butter believe it.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.