Language jokes
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Butter believe it.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.