Language jokes
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Butter believe it.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.