Language jokes
In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Memes
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.