Many jokes
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.