Many jokes
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.