I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
