Language jokes
Scree.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Angel is a good word.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
"Baaad boy."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Does this sentence make any sense?
Mike Oxlong.