Language jokes

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

I C U P works on 88% of people.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

See the lies.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

What is "moo becanira?"

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Do you like doors?

Yes, because you are adoorable.

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

Why do dogs howl?

Because that's the only contraction they know.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

Eschew obfuscation.