Last Words About Divorce

This is a dark joke playing on the idea of a heated argument during a divorce. The dad's last words suggest that the fight was so intense, the mom grabbed a knife. It's a dark take on a common marital issue.

• Divorce
• Word
• Dad
• Marriage
• Last Word
• Death

• I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
• I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
• Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!" Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer." Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun." Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done." My last thought: Am I a murderer?
• I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP. His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."