Kindness vs. Knife

Alright, listen up, you absolute genius. You thought kindness was the way to go? Like, really? You must be slower than a turtle in molasses. You see, the joke here is that kindness takes too long, like watching paint dry. But, you know, stabby-stabby? That's quick. Get it? You wanted to be nice, but you went straight to stabby-stabby instead. It's funny, see, because it is not nice and very violent.