I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
Knife to meet u all!
Cut
My therapist said Time heal all wounds. I stabbed him. Now we wait....
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Whats a crazy mans favorite phrase when he has a knife?
Freak out!
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
There’s a woman cutting onions who is her husband walks in and starts crying onions was a good dog
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you
When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs
What is the difference between onions and babies? I cry when I cut onions.
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
