What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Knife's Favorite Person
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the dark side. Knives are used to hurt people. The "victim" is the knife's favorite person because, well, they get to use the knife on them! It's like a twisted love affair, but with more blood and less romance. You wouldn't get it. You strike me as the guy who brings a spork to a knife fight.