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302 views · mal · 4 months ago

A drawn scene of two men facing each other. The man on the left, labeled "BART," is wearing an orange shirt and defensively holding up his arms and hands. The man on the right, labeled "BARTENDER," is wearing a gray hoodie, has a receding hairline, and is threatening "BART" with a small knife.

Anatidaephobia

23 views · Neptune ♆ · 1 year ago

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

Toaster

23 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎

The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

Surgeon

23 views · Nobody666 · 2 years ago

Me: *licks knife* other surgeons

The image shows a surprised Pikachu face.

Pov

14 views · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

fr tho

The image shows a comparison of two perspectives, 'trophy pov' and 'knife pov.' At the top, there is a cartoon image of a knife and a trophy facing each other with angry expressions. Below this image are two drawings: on the left, a slender stick figure represents the trophy's perspective of the knife, and on the right, a more rounded figure with a pointed center represents the knife's perspective of the trophy.

Patient

24 views · Ohio-Chan · 3 years ago

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

Doll

7 views · imgayforjimmy · 3 years ago

when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down

A dark image shows a doll holding a knife, standing in a hallway. The text overlay says "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH".

Rock

3 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

eat up

A white plate with a rock on it. To the left of the plate is a white fork, and to the right is a white knife. The background is black.

First day of school

105 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A collection of items laid out on a grey fabric, resembling a backpack's interior. The items include a small bottle of Absolut Vodka, an inverted wooden cross, multiple beaded rosaries or necklaces in various colors, a box of Xanax tablets, and a folding knife with a wooden handle. Overlayed text in white reads "first day of school" followed by a pink heart emoji.

Cake

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

Cheesecake

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a partially eaten cheesecake on a black plate with a knife resting next to it.

Duck

1 view · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Friendship

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".

Relationship

Raptor · 1 year ago

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Fear

3 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."

Romance

38 views · Lance · 5 years ago

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)