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Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

TechPriestGotDrip

💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎

The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

LoserIsPro

fr tho

The image shows a comparison of two perspectives, 'trophy pov' and 'knife pov.' At the top, there is a cartoon image of a knife and a trophy facing each other with angry expressions. Below this image are two drawings: on the left, a slender stick figure represents the trophy's perspective of the knife, and on the right, a more rounded figure with a pointed center represents the knife's perspective of the trophy.

Nobody666

Me: *licks knife* other surgeons

The image shows a surprised Pikachu face.

Ohio-Chan

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

imgayforjimmy

when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down

A dark image shows a doll holding a knife, standing in a hallway. The text overlay says "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH".

Toast ツ

eat up

A white plate with a rock on it. To the left of the plate is a white fork, and to the right is a white knife. The background is black.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

A picture of a cake stylized as a Pokemon card. The cake is a rectangular slice of chocolate cake with a frowning face. The card lists the cake as a basic Pokemon with 50 HP. Its attack is "Butter Knife," where it will use a butter knife to stab the opponent. It also shows weakness and resistance.

Anonymous

A close-up shot of a partially eaten cheesecake on a black plate with a knife resting next to it.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Friendship

The image shows three cartoon figures. The central yellow figure is labeled "ME". On the left, a blue figure labeled "MY FRIEND" is holding a knife to the central figure. On the right, a green figure labeled "MY OTHER FRIEND" is also holding a knife to the central figure. Text at the top reads: "WHEN YOUR FRIENDS HATE EACH OTHER".

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A cartoon of a yellow duck holding a knife with the text "Don't duck with me" above it.

Pankake

A white parrot is holding a knife in its beak and appears to be looking at a hand reaching for it. The text above reads "i live in constant fear."