Kid Jokes

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!

What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home

What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid

Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?

I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!

i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage

So my kid took my car he crashed it off a bridge I miss it but it's going to have my car

teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement

kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"

Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?

OR JAMAL?

Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...

the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging

what is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan, a normal kid has a family

what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk

So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.