Kid jokes

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

A: Wave at him.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.