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Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
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Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
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What do you call a group of Sped kids with Ak-47's?
Special forces
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
