Kid jokes
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.