Kid jokes

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

What hit the ground first, the feather or the depressed kid?

The feather, the rope was stopping the kid.

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

A: Wave at him.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

Kid: Dad, where are you going?

Dad: To get milk.

TEN YEARS LATER

Kid's friend: Where's your dad?

Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"