I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Emo Kid Glow Stick Detention
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you small-brained mammal. You obviously ain't never met no Emo! They are always sad! They are known for wearing dark clothing. The joke here is that the glow stick is used to literally 'lighten' his spirit, which is wordplay on trying to make him less depressed. Get it now?