Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Basement Confinement Threat Revealment Act of the Nephew Case of 2024
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! So, the narrator tricks the officer into thinking everything's fine, but then reveals they're keeping their nephew locked up in the basement, implying abuse or some messed-up situation. You probably thought the spider was the worst part, huh? Neanderthal.
Comments (1)
Haha
Get back to the basement kid lol